he just travels around on his beach ball makin people happy
Tracks
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Así es como los gays piensan que es una vagina.
¿Intentas decir que una vagina NO es así?
Como mujer confirmo que así es una vagina normal.
Oh tumblr…
Right, just realised something. A main reason why Im angry they cut it out.
When Harry was found to be alive, no one else reacted, other than Draco. Ron and Hermione just stood there smiling. Ginny just stood there, Neville just stood there, everyone he would count as friends just stood there. None of them tried to help, none of them gave their wand to him.
But Draco, the person he had fallen out with the most, even though Voldemort could have killed him, ran to Harry and gave him his wand.
Doesnt that speak a lot?
How could anybody not see this as important enough to be in the film? HOW?
this is literally all i ever wanted from draco because he always seemed like he wanted to help harry but he was never meant to i guess :(
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Make his death painful, Kira. ;)
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Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.
how has there never been a million stories about this badass
#IN THAT MOMENT I SWEAR HE WAS THINKING #‘ROSE ALWAYS LIKED ME IN THIS SUIT. SHE EVEN KISSED ME IN IT.’ (via: littlewhomouse)
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The laST ONE
HAROLD REMEMBERED TO PUT ON HIS SASSY PANTS TODAY
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because a vision softly creeping,
left its seed while i was sleeping,
and the vision that was planted in my brain,
still remais
within’ the sound of silence
Printing this and hanging it up in the laundry room ☺
tumblr has taught me more about real life than real life ever has
did i just learn a second language
I’ve been waiting for this for ages.
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This was fun to do :P
SCIENCE BITCH!
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Its not that cute when you realize the “guy” has boobs.
what thefuck
Why would someone even say that what the fuck
excuse you, bitch?
Are you fuckin serious get the hell off tumblr
WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER
WRONG INTERNET BITCH
It will always be cute because that’s a fucking lesbian couple, dickface.
Love the gif of the masive facepalm xDD
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